Kevin is absolutely screaming FIGHT ME I DARE YOU in his head, like he hasn’t got anything better to do (probably not)

In memory of the previous version where I had Kevin being smarmy – Claire’s (creator of Phantomarine) drawing of it still warms my heart so it gets to live here too

 

@phantomarine is excellent at the duality of faces (go read Phantomarine)

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The tirade of the customer is broken by the sharp cut figure of Kevin intergecting above them both, grinning, his hand gesturing in welcome as he warmly yet powerfully imposes upon her.
"Can I hlep you with anything?"

Ash backs away, slightly dazed, to spectate on the intense silence between Kevin and the woman.
"Oh no oh noooooo"

The customer recovers from pushed back position back into Kevin's face, with a snort of "I HOPE SO!" - which he leans into passive aggressively to meet her challenge.
Ash sweats and looks on with concern. "She's gonna chew him out too!"