7- er…. wait I don’t-
hEY, i THOUGHT I SCHEDULED UPDATES TO START AGAIN ON THE 14TH OF aPRIL, SO WHY HAS THIS….?
w-wait the p-police? Why is the police here???? and … why do i recognise this guy? something is wrong here
I don’t remember having this in my script —–
WHAT IS GOING ON
↓ Transcript
Damian is laying back on the counter in defeat. Kevin's voice floats over, saying "He's over six feet tall, thin too."
Damian sits up in sheer alarm, exclaiming "It wasn't me!" but Kevin, off in the distance down the aisle opposite Damian, continues: "...wearing a black armsleeve and a plaid skort. Wore a black bag that was can't prove hasn't got anything stolen inside."
Kevin is talking to a police officer in full UK gear; a caucasian male roughly the same height as Kevin before him, with a prominent nose above a trimmed black moustache and beard framing a prominent bottom lip into a seemingly judgemental pout.
"Skort?
Kevin doesn't miss a beat. "It's a skirt and pair of shorts combined into one garments. Very fashionable. The woman with him was a redhead with circular glasses. wore a black shawl and skirt. had a bag under there that she was seen putting soap into."
The officer brings up images of a woman on his tablet.
"I see. Shoplifting now... he's desparate. She is a known suspect in a series of high level crimes, so we appreciate you contacting us directly with the sighting."
Kevin's face turns to a serious scowl as the officer's eye salso turn stern in his recollection. He has bandaged fingers that fidget at the base of tie, where a small bruise remains from some undisclosed event.
"I've wanted to have a word with her for a while now. And especially with her new partner in crime...."
Damian sits up in sheer alarm, exclaiming "It wasn't me!" but Kevin, off in the distance down the aisle opposite Damian, continues: "...wearing a black armsleeve and a plaid skort. Wore a black bag that was can't prove hasn't got anything stolen inside."
Kevin is talking to a police officer in full UK gear; a caucasian male roughly the same height as Kevin before him, with a prominent nose above a trimmed black moustache and beard framing a prominent bottom lip into a seemingly judgemental pout.
"Skort?
Kevin doesn't miss a beat. "It's a skirt and pair of shorts combined into one garments. Very fashionable. The woman with him was a redhead with circular glasses. wore a black shawl and skirt. had a bag under there that she was seen putting soap into."
The officer brings up images of a woman on his tablet.
"I see. Shoplifting now... he's desparate. She is a known suspect in a series of high level crimes, so we appreciate you contacting us directly with the sighting."
Kevin's face turns to a serious scowl as the officer's eye salso turn stern in his recollection. He has bandaged fingers that fidget at the base of tie, where a small bruise remains from some undisclosed event.
"I've wanted to have a word with her for a while now. And especially with her new partner in crime...."