Break Time: Distraction
edit 2025: ok after much deliberation I have more fun stuff to add so i am rewriting this and folding it into chapter 6, as there is a kind of shared theme/vibe. coming soon
this section is fine as is, just a little underbaked 🙂
(Chapter 7 is completely complete after this though!)
Yeah i won’t be making covers based off of memes from now on because the internet and meme culture (and the slop that gets churned out) goes far too fast for my grumpy old bones to keep up with
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outdated message from 2021: Between certain chapters there will now be Break Time sections – short scenes that either bridge chapters together and/or are fun little insights into the larger world of Damnsons and the people who work there.
I hope it is a nice entertaining break before Chapter 7!
Cover image based on a viral video from December 2020
Damian, CJ and Darrell are on the cover all in various stages of distress as a plastic cutting board lays melted in an open oven.
CJ holds a water pistol and is angrily accosting Damian for his lack of foreplaning. Darrell is shaken in the background.
CJ: "You melted the cutting board in the oven?!"