Ok I made this page and then it actually happened in my current day job ha ha

everyone just knows you look at him and you get bad vibes

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CJ walks past the adjoining aisle of goods towards the counter, chatting cheerfully. "There's not much that can stop me from buying this!"
The grumpy old git customer has returned from lucking around the bread and cake section to loiter around the deli counter, expecing service. His piercing gaze looks unholy. CJ stops mid tracks for a second, before looking our way. "No. I Don't wanna."
She then looks to Ash. "Ash, do you wanna, you know-"
Ash immediately interrupts. "Nope, it's your counter! You gotta work for it! You're the one who summoned him by name!"
Cj groans loudly. Ash continues from the other side of the aisles. "Yeah, like, say Grumpy old Git three times and he'll appear on your section! spoooooky!"
CJ practically crumples backwards as she drags herself to the counter nearby whilst the piercing gaze of the grumpy elderly customer looks on. "So close to closing down too... how unfaaaaaaaaaair... Grumpy old git interuptting my yum yum time..."
Ash leans across the counter, tryign to peak around the corner to her. "Think of it like he is contributing to your yum yum fund?"
CJ groans a disgusting "SHUT UP."