Carefully chosen words to entice someone to join.

Fun fact I wrote out Lackluster then my British brain kept setting off fire alarms to force me to change it to Lacklustre instead so uh, yeah, woo

↓ Transcript
The manager's cheerful grin drops slightly again as words slip from his mouth. "Therefore in light of the lacklustre interviews and lack of any new interest..."

The high energy salesman beam returns as he holds up a piece of paper from his desk. He motions to it as he talks.
"I have a position on my food service section that you just so happen to fit! I would like to offer you this exciting opportunity to join our diverse and friendly retail family; working here at one of the leading supermarkets!"

Now pressing his gloved hand into the paper in his hands, his wide smiles invites you to listen to the well repeated company line.
"Great team, great food, great work benefits all from working here at your DAMNSONS. Local, quality supermarket."