5-17
2020 art – this is the original version of the comic now, with plans to slowly update the dialogue for this chapter over 2024. I am aware the pages numbers no longer match. 👍😅
Thank you for your understanding C:
Old versions are being compiled on my Extras section as I go
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sad fact about me but date checking and stock rotation was a source of pride for me probably because I knew so few people either bothered or had the time to do it
Skip forward 8 years since and now I have out of date soup in my cupboard lmao
(22/09/19 was when I wrote the final draft of the script)
↓ Transcript
[Ash has opens a box, pulls an expression of concern before turning to Damian.]
Ash: Damian, what's the date?
Damian: 22nd September, why?
Ash: This is out of date...
[Ash continues to point out and rummage through the boxes on the racking before him.]
Ash: And erm, this is out of date too... ummm
[Damian looks crestfallen and thinks to himself]
Damian: Because of course no on ever date checks anything ever.
Damian pulls a face screaming murder, scaring Ash a little.]
Damian: hey, mind stacking these cakes on that empty cage for me? We're gonna be a while writing this all off.
Ash: Damian, what's the date?
Damian: 22nd September, why?
Ash: This is out of date...
[Ash continues to point out and rummage through the boxes on the racking before him.]
Ash: And erm, this is out of date too... ummm
[Damian looks crestfallen and thinks to himself]
Damian: Because of course no on ever date checks anything ever.
Damian pulls a face screaming murder, scaring Ash a little.]
Damian: hey, mind stacking these cakes on that empty cage for me? We're gonna be a while writing this all off.