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ANYONE CAN BE A GRUMPY OLD GIT (any and all pronouns accepted) DON’T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS (or do, I ain’t your boss)
also as an only child i am certainly not powerful lmao whimpers and slinks back into bed to cry
↓ Transcript
Cj casually talks to Ash. "Surely we have time before we turn to dust from worrying about family or house stuff or whatever? Personally I don't really wanna end up as the next Grumpy Old Git haunting this store at night. I hope that i have something better to do before then! Don't you?"
A hunched over, elderly grumpy old man, the one from chaoter 3, is searching the self service drawers for stock as usual.
CJ points upwards triumphantly. "Be the rebellious baby brother you claim to be!"
Ash interjects "Please don't call me a baby that's weird."
CJ continues. "If you are the youngest and most irresoonsible then you are the baby of the family. Would you prefer to be a "Grupy Old Git" instead?"
Ash throws his arms out wide in protest. "N-NO! Besides, aren't you the baby of your family too?"
CJ smirks. "TECHNICALLY I am neither. I'm both the yongest and eldest child, and therefore powerful."
Ash grins cheekily. "So as the eldest in terms of family rank, you are the grumpy old git between us."
CJ points to Ash in jest. "Isn't "Git" usually male? So you're more the git than I."
Ash winks with a thumbs up. "Nope, I am not gendering that, you can be a grumpy old git too! I promote inclusivity in the grumpy old git club!"
There's a rainbow pride flag in the background
A hunched over, elderly grumpy old man, the one from chaoter 3, is searching the self service drawers for stock as usual.
CJ points upwards triumphantly. "Be the rebellious baby brother you claim to be!"
Ash interjects "Please don't call me a baby that's weird."
CJ continues. "If you are the youngest and most irresoonsible then you are the baby of the family. Would you prefer to be a "Grupy Old Git" instead?"
Ash throws his arms out wide in protest. "N-NO! Besides, aren't you the baby of your family too?"
CJ smirks. "TECHNICALLY I am neither. I'm both the yongest and eldest child, and therefore powerful."
Ash grins cheekily. "So as the eldest in terms of family rank, you are the grumpy old git between us."
CJ points to Ash in jest. "Isn't "Git" usually male? So you're more the git than I."
Ash winks with a thumbs up. "Nope, I am not gendering that, you can be a grumpy old git too! I promote inclusivity in the grumpy old git club!"
There's a rainbow pride flag in the background