Whenever this customer turns up everyone’s imaginations go wild at him and everything linked to him being some sort of ancient unspeakablely cursed supermarket cryptid. AKA I have fun with the colours lol

 

meanwhile CJ is stuck in reality and not having fun. Sorry CJ.

Meanwhile, I will be at Thought Bubble Uk Con in November!!!

Joint table name is Honestly not O Sarilho at DSLRY hall at table A20! But I’ll put a sign up with my username too!  Tabling with other comic creator Shizamura.)

I’ve got an announcement in November with more details C:

 

 

↓ Transcript
Damian has a thought of A difficult customer, huh..."
He stoops down to Ash's shorter height as Ash whispers in his ear. "Psst can we even do tasters?"
However Damian spots CJ about to tell the customer "NO," and peels off to stop her. "Give me a sec-"

Damian is now at full height, towering bhind CJ as the older male customer looms in front of the counter before her. Both of them give of darkened and neon teal vibes as they stare menacingly at CJ, expecting her to relent to the customer demands. She groans.

"Yes, sir. I can do you a taster."
She begrudgingly grabs a ham.
Damian flips back to normal as he turns away back to Ash.
"Sorry, uh, yeah, we can do tasters. It's part of the whole customer counter service thing, y'know? We don't advertise it though, 'cause usually we just offer it is we feel like it."

CJ in the background, slicing a ham, scowls as she is turned away from everyone. She mutters "I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT AND YOU STILL MADE ME DO IT."
The deli slicer is now dirty again.

Damian continues. "Damnsons is probably one of the last places that do these kinda upselling freebies, I think. If they ain't sure what they want, it's an excuse to upsell people the expensive stuff on taste over price."
Ash murmers with "Unsure, huh..." in thought.

The older customer is still silently staring at CJ. Expressionless.