OK OK APRIL FOOLS IS OVER, this is the real pages now. sorry still not a dream.

Reality: I am going to blank this person cause I badly need the toilet and I must prioritise my health. I am truely sorry for being rude.

Mind: DON’T LOOK INTO THEIR EYES OR THEY WILL     G E T    Y O U 

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Damian tenses up and starts to walks past the enquiring customer to his side. His mind shouts "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!" and "AVOID EYE CONTACT!" as his bladder "health" bar states "NOT STOPPING NOW" as it ticks closer to being very full.
The customer's pop up alert balloon does not fade even with Damian starting to pass them. The colour drains from Damian's perception of reality as he feels he draws too close to the customer, the EXUSE ME? echoing to him as he looks incredibly guiltly for ignoring them.

Reality shifts as Damian feels the customer move in to physically grab his attention, but as the colour drains completely, the customer lurches forward like an animal leaping for prey. Damian instintively dodges before lurching forward to avoid the attack, all whilst they moan EXCUSE ME?
Rushing forward, we see the colourless customer behind Damian, reaching forward to grab him for attention, their expression feral as it peaks from the fabric of their scarf.

Damian rushes down the aisle, thoughts screaming "Find someone ELSE to ask! Just leave ME alone!"
Just in front of him, a customer with a trolley begins to appear from around the corner of the aisle...