A guide on how to think of long and overly complicated ways to avoid politely asking people to move and how to generally avoid people

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The page switches back to the very uncool version of reality where Damian did not actually front flip over the trolleys to his safety. The bladder health bar was too full to act on and his energy bar still to low to do such a move, though it could be argued whether or not Damian could do a frontflip anyway.
Either way he remains fixed at front of the blockade of trolleys trying to figure out how to get past the two customers before the customer following him catches him.

He looks over his shoulder nervously, thinking "Come on! Move! They are both obliviously in the way!"

It then becomes apparent to him that there is a gap between where one of the customers stands and the aisle "wall" behind her. Damian zones in on this gap, beginning to daydream whether he could slide in this gap out to the otherwise in one lower energy move.
"That will definitely be the fastest way through! This'll work, right?"