7-101
Happy 100th page in the chapter, everyone. 😎💦
(not including chapter covers. it’s 102 if you include them)
if you think I wrote this conversation from nowhere you would be wrong; this conversation happened to me when I worked an evening shift.
↓ Transcript
"And then if everyone during the day was in on it; you'd not be able to hide the evidence from us lot cleaning the ovens!"
A daydream version of ash points madly as the human remains in the oven fat drip trays to an alarmed Kevin.
Damian chuckles. "I left you guys alone for fifteen minutes and you talk about cannibalism..."
"CJ STARTED IT NOT ME!" Ash protests as an angelic CJ poses innocently.
CJ points to the vast selection of knives on the section. "Well, you're in the best spot if you wanna off someone! plenty of knives around."
Ash chuckles nervously. "Please don't kill me off." He reaches up to Damian's tall shoulder and tries to act endearingly. "I'd like you to remember we're friends and I bought you coffee..."
Damian looms darkly. "Oh, so it was a bribe?" He leans to Ash. "Nothing would ever get done if they killed us off!"
Ash looks a little upset. "That's the only reason you wouldn't kill me???"
Damian throws his head back with a short HA! "No worries! You're cool Ash, you're cool."
Cj sticks out her tongue. "FOR NOW!"
Damian looks to Ash and asks "But why would you cook a body if it would make everyone sick?"
A daydream version of ash points madly as the human remains in the oven fat drip trays to an alarmed Kevin.
Damian chuckles. "I left you guys alone for fifteen minutes and you talk about cannibalism..."
"CJ STARTED IT NOT ME!" Ash protests as an angelic CJ poses innocently.
CJ points to the vast selection of knives on the section. "Well, you're in the best spot if you wanna off someone! plenty of knives around."
Ash chuckles nervously. "Please don't kill me off." He reaches up to Damian's tall shoulder and tries to act endearingly. "I'd like you to remember we're friends and I bought you coffee..."
Damian looms darkly. "Oh, so it was a bribe?" He leans to Ash. "Nothing would ever get done if they killed us off!"
Ash looks a little upset. "That's the only reason you wouldn't kill me???"
Damian throws his head back with a short HA! "No worries! You're cool Ash, you're cool."
Cj sticks out her tongue. "FOR NOW!"
Damian looks to Ash and asks "But why would you cook a body if it would make everyone sick?"