HEY, STOP THAT, GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE’S MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

(When the page with this panel comes out in it’s true form no one is gonna be able to unsee this)

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Kevin leans over close to the handsome? officer and slides a business card into his hand, grinning as he charmingly says "Well, I'd appreciate it if you gave me a call when you get the chance... about the "investigation" of course..."

Leaning in too close, the officer blushes in confusion as a very flirtaceous Kevin bats his eyelashes at him. The officer stammers out a mumbled "Er.. right. yes."

Kevin retracts from his too close position to the officer as if heralding a command to return to work. "Meanwhile, Damian over there might be able to help you out."

kevin turns to look at the watching Damian fron the other end of the aisle.
"He's always around and paying attention."
the officer takes the tablet and approaches the counter where a very timid Damian stands; the offciers confused blush fading as he approaches.

"I'm detective chief inspector eurico ferro cunha. we're looking for a couple of high profile suspects who are potentially hiding out in this store. have you seen either of these two about today?"

Damian is presented a photo on the tablet of a meek looking redheaded woman with glasses and a bored looking light brunette almost blonde man picking his nose.